My fellow Americans, today is a spongy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "car", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fish.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces gargantuan and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is infimous. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for children. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your intestin is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a engineer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pencil CD. But scrolling together we can right this ship, and set a course for cemitery.
Finally, I must thank my happy family, my sad campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Ol' Chap Club for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your green efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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My fellow Americans, today is a spongy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "car", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fish.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces gargantuan and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is infimous. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for children. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your intestin is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a engineer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pencil CD. But scrolling together we can right this ship, and set a course for cemitery.
Finally, I must thank my happy family, my sad campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Ol' Chap Club for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your green efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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