Grunted by Al-Teraqs, the hermit at 00:08
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you a breaking news story!
Recent polling of USA's bedroom activities reveals the following:
What's out? Bush and Dick.
What's in? Bedroom role-play.
Number one fantasy: Pretending that you are being saved from the villains by a knight in shining armor.
But you can take ideas for role-play scenarios from almost anything, as long as you keep it clean and delusional.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.